The crazy world of lez-dysfunction

“Should I engage in something Sapphic?”
I’ll answer ‘no!’ in form emphatic!
And tell you why, in comic verse,
lesbianity’s a curse.

It’s virtues don’t exceed its vices,
lady-love ends always in crisis.
So, for its elements adverse,
against it I do coerce.

Details, details, you want to know?
I’ll tell it to you. (Quid pro quo?)
Firstly:
Prepare for things to get complex,
‘cos your best friend will fuck your ex.
Who will in turn, most probably,
another friend’s ex girlfriend be.
Who herself is likely ‘well acquainted’
with friends (and will not be untainted).
So, to many, it’s a concern,
that no stone does remain unturned,
when it comes to ladies gay
(who with other ladies lay).
But others yet are bothered not,
and this strategy adopt:
They manage conscience to suppress,
and proceed at once to dispossess,
their bezzie friend of their own partner,
which always causes lezzie-drama.
But others much more tactfully,
adopt a different strategy.
And, when they have fucked all their friends,
and can’t be arsed to make amends,
they turn at once to pastures new
when there’s no lez left for them to ‘do’!
‘Turn’ is the operative word,
for this stratagem absurd.
Since, the lez in question does proceed
to ladies more likely to breed.
(Call them ‘straight girls’, if you like;
quite the opposite of ‘dyke’).
And so turns a straight into a gay!
Which some consider is foul-play,
but others yet think is fair game
and proceed at once to do the same.
So the pool of lesbians does grow
but never does it overflow.
It just gets ever dark and murky,
as lezzies mix in waters dirty.
More links than in spaghetti junction:
the crazy world of lez-dysfunction.